OK, I have a bunch of new sentences today:

تو غار همه كورند
tu qAr hame kurand
In a cave, all are blind.

غذا من را پر گاز كرد
qazA man rA por(e) gAz kard
The food filled me with gas.

آقا انسان يم
AqA ensAnim
Dude, we’re people.

كى؟ خودم
ki?  xodam
Who?  myself.

شير خپلتان ازم خيلى ترسيد
shir(e) xepeletAn azam xeyli tarsid.
Your chubby lion was very afraid of me.

عجب ميوه سبز و محكم و تلخى
ajab mive(ye) sabz o mohkam o talxi.
What a green, hard and bitter fruit.